Here Comes Everybody’s Karma (4)

Opposite this ethereal spectacle beyond Hill Sixty, lies a hollowed realm! At the terraced fort’s edges, resonates the lurking presence of the cunning adversaries, eagerly anticipating the opportune moment for their deceptive maneuvers. Hence, as the clouds roll by, Jamey, one can enjoy a splendid view of the grandeur of our majestic mount, now the esteemed Wellington National Museum.
In the verdant distance lies the picturesque Waterloo’s countryside and the two pristine little villages, which add a delightful charm to the landscape. They appear so endearingly whimsical amidst the foliage, truly a sight to behold! Penetrators are welcome to explore the museum grounds free of charge.
Those of Welsh and Paddy Patkin’s descent, a mere shilling! Disabled or ailing members of the old guard can discover a push wheelchair to satisfy their butt’s needs. To obtain access, seek the passkey from the caretaker, the esteemed Mistress Kate. Gratuity appreciated

Finnegan’s Wake

While over against this belles’ alliance beyind Ill Sixty, ollollowed ill! bagsides of the fort, bom, tarabom, tarabom, lurk the ombushes, the site of the lyffing-in-wait of the upjock and hockums. Hence when the clouds roll by, jamey, a proudseye view is enjoyable of our mounding’s mass, now Wallinstone national museum, with, in some greenish distance, the charmful waterloose country and the two quitewhite villagettes who hear show of themselves so gigglesomes minxt the follyages, the prettilees! Penetrators are permitted into the museomound free.
Welsh and the Paddy Patkinses, one shelenk! Redismembers invalids of old guard find poussepousse pousseypram to sate the sort of their butt. For her passkey supply to the janitrix, the mistress Kathe. Tip.

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