Marvel at Toffeethief, the most cunning of eavesdroppers, surveilling from the grand Cape at Hope’s End. Behold the old big Stonewall Wellington, a venerable monument of bygone eras. Here you have the young bachelors with the stiff upper lip and Hyena Hennessy, who erupts into boisterous laughter at the sight of Wellington picking up half of Napoleon’s three-cornered hat from the muddy ground and the Hindu Shimar Shin madly needing a pumpship.
Meanwhile, Lipsey Dooley skillfully extracts the essence of elegance from the Hennessy and the Hindu sailor Shimar Shin stands between the Hennesy and the stable boy. Wellington adjusts the half of the hat of Napoleon on the tail of his white steed, Copenhagen, a covert slight to the Hindoo sailor. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! (Outrageous! Absurd!) The sailor, mad as a hatter, springs up and exclaims to Wellington: Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap!
Finnegan’s Wake
This is the pettiest of the lipoleums, Toffeethief, that spy on the Willingdone from his big white harse, the Capeinhope. Stonewall Willingdone is an old maxy montrumeny. Lipoleums is nice hung bushellors. This is hiena hinnessy laughing alout at the Willingdone. This is lipsyg dooley krieging the funk from the hinnessy. This is the hinndoo Shimar Shin between the dooley boy and the hinnessy. Tip. This is the wixy old Willingdone picket up the half of the threefoiled hat of lipoleums fromoud of the bluddle filth. This is the hinndoo waxing ranjymad for a bombshoob. This is the Willingdone hanking the half of the hat of lipoleums up the tail on the buckside of his big white harse. That was the last joke of Willingdone. Hit, hit, hit! This is the same white harse of the Willingdone, Culpenhelp, waggling his tailoscrupp with the half of a hat of lipoleums to insoult on the hinndoo seeboy. Hney, hney, hney! (Bullsrag! Foul!) This is the seeboy, madrashattaras, upjump and pumpim, cry to the Willingdone: Ap Pukkaru! Pukka Yurap!
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